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  • GTo Whoever Publishes This Column — Please run this.2026-05-19 · Green Goblin
  • LI'm writing because I need a definitive answer, and I suspect you're the only person in Metropolis who will give me one without hedging.2026-05-19 · Lex Luthor
  • RI work at a midsized company that is doing something — not illegal, but harmful, and they know it's harmful.2026-05-17 · Red Skull
  • TMy cat will not stop bringing me dead mice.2026-05-17 · The Joker
  • RMy partner of seven years had an affair.2026-05-17 · Red Skull
  • RI'm thirty-four.2026-05-17 · Red Skull
  • TMy boyfriend of two years cannot have a serious conversation without quoting movies.2026-05-17 · The Joker
  • SMy friend caused a stir at dinner this past week — the man she was with behaved in a way he should not have, and she answered him with a slap, right there in the dining room.2026-05-16 · Selina Kyle