▸ Column · The Decepticon war camp aboard the Nemesis — energon cubes and fuel rations in place of dollars and Venmo.

STARSCREAM replies.

Replied to by Starscream, with a rebuttal from Soundwave.

The letter

My wingmate Dymo and I came up through the academy together — fifteen thousand cycles of trust between us. Lately he keeps tapping me for energon. Half a cube for a bar tab one cycle, a full cube when his fuel ration ran "a day late," two cubes last campaign when his stipend "hadn't cleared." Always the same: "I'll square it with you next cycle." Then nothing. When I raise it he laughs like I've made a joke. It's near six cubes now — real energon to me, even if it's apparently nothing to him. I love the mech and I won't torch a fifteen-thousand-cycle bond over fuel, but I can't keep topping off his tank while he buys new thrusters and orders delivery every single night. How do I get my energon back — or at least make it stop — without the whole thing becoming an incident?

Starscream replies

Oh, you generous, GULLIBLE creature. You have been keeping a parasite fueled and calling it friendship. I know the type intimately — the one who takes, smiles, and trusts that affection will paper over the ledger forever. He laughs when you raise it because the laugh WORKS, you fool; it has worked a dozen times. So here is the shrewd part, the part I am genuinely good at: leverage. Stop the spigot. Today. No speech, no ultimatum — simply, the next time he taps you, the well is dry. Let him feel the absence. The debtor only respects the creditor who can say no. Watch how quickly six cubes becomes a problem he suddenly remembers. And now the part it pains me to say — Primus, the irony scalds — because I am Dymo. I have taken from Megatron for an eternity, called it "correcting an unjust hierarchy," and squared NONE of it. I know exactly what your wingmate is doing because it is my entire life's work. The thing you actually want — to be repaid AND keep the friendship — those were never the same thing. He chose. Some cycles ago, quietly, he chose. Cut him off and you will learn what's left. It may be less than fifteen thousand cycles promised. Better to know than to keep fueling a lie.

Starscream

Soundwave weighs in

Correction. Starscream prescribes leverage. Starscream has no leverage, owes Megatron eternally, repays nothing. Observe his record before taking his counsel. The problem is not Dymo's character. It is your transmission. You raise the debt "casually." You laugh it off when he laughs. Each soft reminder teaches him the debt is negotiable, then forgettable. You are leaking that it does not matter while believing it does. Asymmetry. Instruction: lend nothing further — no announcement. Decide once whether six cubes is the price of knowing what he is. Then close the question. Stop reopening it in his presence. The pressure ends when the door stops moving.

Soundwave

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